Born:  June 25th, 1977 (Chinese Year of the Snake)...feel free to send me a present for my birthday...I love presents...

Affiliation:  Church of Satan

Personal Glyph:  The Serpent

Likes:  Anime, Asian Cuisine, cooking, intelligent redheads and brunettes (blondes kinda grate on my nerves), Quake II, my artwork, good music, and a glass of wine or hot sake every so often...

Dislikes:  Goths, druggies, stoners, drunks, bigots, "excessive" car stereos (playthings for people who live under the assumption that everyone wants to hear the music they listen to), white trash, black trash, Hispanic trash, Asian trash, anyone who thinks the universe should revolve around their ass for no adequate forthcoming reason, and generally anyone who can't handle the fact that I'm a self-aware snob.

Site Operator and Rejected Circus Midget (considering I'm 6'4")

Born:  February 4th, 1980 (Chinese Year of the Monkey)...I still celebrate it even though my parents allegedly took it away for bad behavior...presents rule!

Affiliation:  Self

Personal Glyph:  Indulgence

Likes:  Breasts, thighs, wings (talking about chicken, you perverts...although I'm quite fond of girls too...), imported beer, single malt scotch, Bumblebee Tuna (Yum yum), Music, things that are inherently fun by nature (which is why I work at a strip club), fire, water, guns, cars (especially classics), B-rate and/or X-rated movies, cooking, sleeping (yawn...), and generally just being me.

Dislikes:  Hairy asses (not talking about chicken this time), pretentious people, Jon Bon Jovi (but I hate his music more...), sports (with the exception of hockey and rugby: real men's football!), labeling things "extreme", chocolate, body builders, bodyguards, body bags, body snatchers, body fluids, body shops, stupidity, and just about everything from the 80's (excluding myself, that is)

Musical Collaborator

Born:  March 19, 1984 (Chinese Year of the Rat)

Affiliation:  Self

Personal Glyph:  The Aggressor

Likes:  Music, Dragonball Z, Vegeta, Quake II, Vegeta, Scaw's apartment, Scaw's cooking, fine wines, Vegeta, bondage duck (inside joke), cartoon porn, and Vegeta.

Dislikes:  People who talk (constantly), imaginary numbers, real porn, white people (including myself), rap music, and you.

Message Forum Operator and Resident Classical Literature Professor

Born:  November 18, 1956 ( send money or pipe tobacco as b-day gifts )

Affiliation:  Potted Palm

Personal Glyph:  Knowledge

Likes:  Mammon, very rare beef-steaks with very sweet wine, incredibly personalized fetishes ( ala Tiamat ), watching Godzilla movies with my grandkids, smoking extremely dark pipe tobacco, creating well-crafted poetry, doing Chess, and reading " occult " classics by Freud, Marx, Adorno, etc.

Dislikes:  Moronic managers, Denny's Lodge Regalia Satanists, militant vegetarians, post World War 1 " high culture ", and ignoramuses who don't know what time it is ( hello... Biblical Criticism 1840, Origin Of Species 1860, Das Kapital 1869, Interpretation Of Dreams 1900, Principa Ethica 1903, The Meaning Of Meaning 1923....etc. ).